I hope this never happens to you.

Here’s a few quotes to lighten up your Monday morning.

• Did you know, 50% of doctors graduated in the BOTTOM HALF of their class.

• I’m going to ask you a question, and I want the truth!  Do you know how to breakdance? ~ “Stone Cold” Steve Austin

• To make your bathroom breaks at work more fun for everyone, you should cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

• I was thinking about how the status symbol of today is those pagers that everyone has clipped on their belts.  I can’t afford one so I’m wearing my garage door opener.

• Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.

• I think the key to my homemade “olde-tyme” peanut butter cookies is the great care I put into crunching up real peanuts into a smooth consistency.  Either that or the added saliva. ~ Brad Simanek

• My wife must think I’m an idiot!  “Separate the white clothes from the colors.”  Ha!  Whether I separate them left-to-right or top-to-bottom, the washing machine will still mix them all together anyway! ~ Chuck Bonner

Tags: Monday morning, monday morning cartoon

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