Artery

The study of fine paintings

Bacteria

Back door to cafeteria

Barium

What to do if CPR fails

Benign

What you are after you be eight

Cesarean Section

Some place in Rome

CATscan

Looking for kitty

Cauterize

Got that purty girl to look at me

Colic

A sheep dog

Coma

A punctuation mark

D & C

Where Washington is

Dilate

To live long

Enema

Not your friend

Fester

Quicker

Fibula

A small lie

G.I. Series

Baseball games between teams of soldiers

Hangnail

What you hang your coat on

Impotent

Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain

Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff

A Doctor’s cane

Morbid

A higher offer than I bid

Nitrates

Lower than day rates

Node

Was aware of

Outpatient

A person who has fainted

Pap Smear

A lie about someone’s Pappy

Pelvis

Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative

A letter carrier

Recovery Room

Place to do upholstery

Rectum

Damn near killed him

Secretion

Hiding anything

Seizure

Roman emperor

Tablet

A small table

Terminal Illness

Getting sick at the airport

Tumor

More than one

Urine

Opposite of you’re out

Varicose Vein

Veins that are very close together