Artery

The study of fine paintings

Bacteria

Back door to cafeteria

Barium

What to do if CPR fails

Benign

What you are after you be eight

Cesarean Section

Some place in Rome

CATscan

Looking for kitty

Cauterize

Got that purty girl to look at me

Colic

A sheep dog

Coma

A punctuation mark

D & C

Where Washington is

Dilate

To live long

Enema

Not your friend

Fester

Quicker

Fibula

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Only in America ……..do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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Only in America…..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
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Only in America…..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens [...]

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, [...]