When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious
Diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with
Walking twenty-five miles to school every morning….
Uphill…?Barefoot…BOTH ways…
Yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in
Hell I was going to lay?a [...]

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful [...]

AND…….