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Hillbilly Medical Terminology for the Layman

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Artery

The study of fine paintings

Bacteria

Back door to cafeteria

Barium

What to do if CPR fails

Benign

What you are after you be eight

Cesarean Section

Some place in Rome

CATscan

Looking for kitty

Cauterize

Got that purty girl to look at me

Colic

A sheep dog

Coma

A punctuation mark

D & C

Where Washington is

Dilate

To live long

Enema

Not your friend

Fester

Quicker

Fibula

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